tfln

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01. New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

02. If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

03. Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

04. You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double-fisting burritos from Taco Bell.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

@winnebagos

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if we weren't friends, why would I care that someone was making sure you weren't doing something like falling off roofs?
are you saying you aren't friends with all the little troublemakers? their hearts are gonna be broken

you can get new sunglasses, I was a bit more worried about, y'know, your skeleton

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@dnds

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okay, ask away

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@gunsplural

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GOD I wish we had security cameras so I could watch that over and over and over and over
Nancy Wheeler, you are the BEST
sent from heaven, whole nine yards
everyone should be a little scared of you and I mean that fully as a compliment

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@pinch_hitter

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absolutely not
can't have unicorns without glitter
it's probably an actual law as well as a law of nature

@bestfeature

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I don't think I can blame the part of my brain that handles breathing and pumping blood and so for 'bad luck when thinking'

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@scoopstroops

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nope, sorry, friend code. can't break it

also I wasn't teasing, I was answering your question. I think.

@stevieboy

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you were really feeling it
okay
tell me ANYTHING you remember about the story

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