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[howandwhen]

01. New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

02. If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

03. Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

04. You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double-fisting burritos from Taco Bell.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

@winnebagos

[howandwhen]

if we weren't friends, why would I care that someone was making sure you weren't doing something like falling off roofs?
are you saying you aren't friends with all the little troublemakers? their hearts are gonna be broken

you can get new sunglasses, I was a bit more worried about, y'know, your skeleton

[from here]

[winnebagos]

( she's got him there. )

yeah yeah
me and the rugrats are friends
but don't tell the little shits i said that
don't want it going to their shithead
heads

my skeleton will fix itself
but my ray bans, robin
my wayfarerssss

[howandwhen]

I *think* they may already know that
but sure, I'll take it to the grave

your skeleton would NOT fix itself
your sunglasses would definitely be more easily repairable
or replaceable
can't buy new bones

well, at least not ethically

[winnebagos]

my skeleton would totally fix itself
it fixes itself all the time
you know how many bones i've broken?
but i don't think i broke nay
any
this time

( a pause. )

you really think they know?

@dnds

[howandwhen]

okay, ask away

[from here]

[dnds]

do i have to be sober for this tournament

[howandwhen]

absolutely not, no

[dnds]

oh thank god
because i can't think of a better time to be absolutely blazed

@gunsplural

[howandwhen]

GOD I wish we had security cameras so I could watch that over and over and over and over
Nancy Wheeler, you are the BEST
sent from heaven, whole nine yards
everyone should be a little scared of you and I mean that fully as a compliment

[from here]

sorry this is so late!

[gunsplural]

I'll take it as a compliment.

Now what should we do to celebrate your birthday?
I'm sure you and Steve have something planned and I don't want to butt in, but there's nothing wrong with celebrating twice.

no worries at all!

[howandwhen]

oh god
I have no idea

I haven't really done much for it since you know 'invite the whole class' type things were compulsory
there's like a family dinner and then Steve and I do basically the same thing we do any other night except there's a grocery store cupcake involved
what do normal people do for their birthdays?

[gunsplural]

I think it's generally up to the birthday person to do whatever they'd like because it's their birthday and their friends and family have to comply.

Is there anything you want to do that you can't do with Steve?

@pinch_hitter

[howandwhen]

absolutely not
can't have unicorns without glitter
it's probably an actual law as well as a law of nature

@bestfeature

[howandwhen]

I don't think I can blame the part of my brain that handles breathing and pumping blood and so for 'bad luck when thinking'

[from here]

[bestfeature]

You can totally blame that part of your brain.

[howandwhen]

how's that logical, huh?

[bestfeature]

Because brains suck sometimes.

@scoopstroops

[howandwhen]

nope, sorry, friend code. can't break it

also I wasn't teasing, I was answering your question. I think.

[spikedbats]

damn you and your friend code

you think. you don't sound very confident, Buckley.

[howandwhen]

you love me and my friend code

I couldn't really remember what the question had been for a minute there

[spikedbats]

yea, when it benefits me.

damn, you've really smoked a bunch, huh. who's there with you?

@stevieboy

[howandwhen]

you were really feeling it
okay
tell me ANYTHING you remember about the story

[from here]

[stevieboy]

i remember crying
obviously

[howandwhen]

yeah, I thought so
it was Goodnight Moon making you cry, btw

[stevieboy]

like you've never cried at goodnight moon