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01. New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

02. If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

03. Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

04. You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double-fisting burritos from Taco Bell.

05. [Text her.]

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my skeleton would totally fix itself
it fixes itself all the time
you know how many bones i've broken?
but i don't think i broke nay
any
this time

( a pause. )

you really think they know?

if you're about to tell me you've broken bones and not gone to the hospital I'm going to have to come over and yell at you for a while

that you like them as people? yeah. of course they do

i mean
no
okay
it fixes itself with like
a cast and stuff
but it still fixes itself

( technically? whatever, he knows he's right. )

damn
i thought i was subtle

it fixes itself with help, it doesn't just fix itself

I'm going to assume that's sarcasm

that's a technicalt
tecniclaty
technicality
i'm still right

what
are you saying i'm not subtle

buddy
best pal
you're about as subtle as I am coordinated
no, wait
you're about as subtle as I am straight

okay maybe in some scenarios you could be subtle
but when you care about somebody? nah, you're not subtle at all

( there's an alarm ringing faintly in the back of his beer-soaked brain. a voice that sounds suspiciously like tommy h. telling him it's uncool to care. he almost types something to that extent, but his fingers tap out a different message instead, seemingly of their own accord- )

am i really your best pal?