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[howandwhen]

01. New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

02. If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

03. Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

04. You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double-fisting burritos from Taco Bell.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

@winnebagos

[howandwhen]

if we weren't friends, why would I care that someone was making sure you weren't doing something like falling off roofs?
are you saying you aren't friends with all the little troublemakers? their hearts are gonna be broken

you can get new sunglasses, I was a bit more worried about, y'know, your skeleton

[from here]

@dnds

[howandwhen]

okay, ask away

[from here]

@gunsplural

[howandwhen]

GOD I wish we had security cameras so I could watch that over and over and over and over
Nancy Wheeler, you are the BEST
sent from heaven, whole nine yards
everyone should be a little scared of you and I mean that fully as a compliment

[from here]

@pinch_hitter

[howandwhen]

absolutely not
can't have unicorns without glitter
it's probably an actual law as well as a law of nature

[winnebagos]

( she's got him there. )

yeah yeah
me and the rugrats are friends
but don't tell the little shits i said that
don't want it going to their shithead
heads

my skeleton will fix itself
but my ray bans, robin
my wayfarerssss

[dnds]

do i have to be sober for this tournament

@bestfeature

[howandwhen]

I don't think I can blame the part of my brain that handles breathing and pumping blood and so for 'bad luck when thinking'

[from here]

@scoopstroops

[howandwhen]

nope, sorry, friend code. can't break it

also I wasn't teasing, I was answering your question. I think.

[howandwhen]

absolutely not, no

[howandwhen]

I *think* they may already know that
but sure, I'll take it to the grave

your skeleton would NOT fix itself
your sunglasses would definitely be more easily repairable
or replaceable
can't buy new bones

well, at least not ethically

[dnds]

oh thank god
because i can't think of a better time to be absolutely blazed

[bestfeature]

You can totally blame that part of your brain.

[spikedbats]

damn you and your friend code

you think. you don't sound very confident, Buckley.

@stevieboy

[howandwhen]

you were really feeling it
okay
tell me ANYTHING you remember about the story

[from here]

[howandwhen]

It is a pretty ideal occasion for that, you're right

[howandwhen]

how's that logical, huh?

[howandwhen]

you love me and my friend code

I couldn't really remember what the question had been for a minute there

[bestfeature]

Because brains suck sometimes.

[stevieboy]

i remember crying
obviously

[dnds]

kinda expected you to like
scold me or something

[ you know, considering that one time she ripped a cigarette right out of his mouth before he could even light it and tossed it into a lake. ]

[howandwhen]

Nah, if we're not in close quarters and having to keep a lookout for police and dealing with apocalyptic bullshit, do whatever you want

[howandwhen]

That's true but that part of the brain does keep me breathing so
I think it might have to be a different part of the brain that sucks

[howandwhen]

yeah, I thought so
it was Goodnight Moon making you cry, btw

[dnds]

perfect
you're an angel, buckley
when are we doing this so i can clear my calendar

[ his very open calendar. ]

[bestfeature]

Yeah I don't really know about that, I just know brains are filthy traitors sometimes