The driver needs conversation, all right? And unless we're dragging somebody else along on the friendventure, then that conversation's gotta be you. So you gotta be awake.
( this is such a strange sentiment to get somewhat choked up about. but also 🥹 aww??? Robin?? ? ? ? ?? ?? )
Why do you have to make the friendventure sound bad?
( stop making the friendventure sound OMINIOUS !!!! )
I'll be gooped, what trouble could I possibly get into? ( Steve remembers Dart and the cellar at the Hendersons and recants, ) Nevermind. Well you'll just have to fix me fast then.
I'm not making it sound bad I'm just... okay, I guess it does sound bad to say I'm warning you that I'm probably going to be hyper and entertaining myself by torturing you a little
Thank goodness I could make all the kiddo-nerd-brains get right on the cure, too
They would hop to, anyways. Regardless of the ass saving AND the rides. Although, even if it were only rides on weekends, that's still gotta be more twenty.
Okay, fine. Let's give this a shot. No Stop Don't do it It's a terrible idea and you definitely won't regret it if you manage to somehow resist the mom instinct that compels you
Those are stupid reasons. He's gonna grow up regardless, in fact, he has already realistically grown up more than he should have at this point cause of all the world ending bullshit, you do actually have a life and he's part of it, and that last bit is just not something I buy as higher on your priority list then mama henning people.
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( this is such a strange sentiment to get somewhat choked up about. but also 🥹 aww??? Robin?? ? ? ? ?? ?? )
Keep me in MY shed. My parents never go in there.
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I can't keep you in your shed, that's on the other side of town, it would take me so long to get there to check on you regularly.
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( he will teach her the ways of roadtripping. he refuses to live like a HEATHEN just because they have a lot of rubber to road in their future. )
I'll be Upside Down gooped, I won't know you've got a commute time.
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[ of course he's got strict rules about roadtripping. this is going to be very entertaining. ]
Yeah, but 1) that'll be more time for you to get into trouble and 2) I'll know.
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( stop making the friendventure sound OMINIOUS !!!! )
I'll be gooped, what trouble could I possibly get into? ( Steve remembers Dart and the cellar at the Hendersons and recants, ) Nevermind. Well you'll just have to fix me fast then.
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I'm just... okay, I guess it does sound bad to say I'm warning you that I'm probably going to be hyper and entertaining myself by torturing you a little
Thank goodness I could make all the kiddo-nerd-brains get right on the cure, too
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They better. I think they owe me one. Or twenty.
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WAY more than twenty. WAY more.
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( yes, he is calling his lesbian bestie a wise guy. SHE'S BEING ONE. )
I think they've saved my ass about as many times as I've saved theirs, but they can hop to fixing me from Upside Down gunk anyway.
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They would hop to, anyways. Regardless of the ass saving AND the rides. Although, even if it were only rides on weekends, that's still gotta be more twenty.
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( and he sees a real WISE GUY over here. and... well... shit. she's probably right about the more than 20 rides thing. god, he is so fucking lame. )
If I get the bright idea to drive Henderson to school next year, you gotta talk me out of it.
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There is no way you actually think I could talk you out of that, and there's no way you aren't going to be driving him.
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No
Stop
Don't do it
It's a terrible idea and you definitely won't regret it if you manage to somehow resist the mom instinct that compels you
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( which sounds so RUDE over text. but Robin should know by now how fond he is about it. )
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Why do you want to be talked out of that?
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