tfln

[howandwhen]

01. is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?

02. I told a kid that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

03. I can't tell if you're asking me for permission or for my blessing.

04. Just because I trust you with my life doesn't mean I trust you around either explosives or sharp tools

05. are you the reason I woke up without pants?

06. [Text her.]

Comments

[howandwhen]

...

They weren't actually on fire?

[bubblegumheart]

They absolutely were not on fire, but you wouldn't be convinced.

[howandwhen]

yeah, that tracks
thank you for humoring me
and somehow thinking that was adorable instead of just bizarre and ridiculous
and embarrassing

[bubblegumheart]

It wasn't any trouble! I didn't want you to fall over. And you looked really excited about it so I didn't mind helping.

[howandwhen]

i absolutely would've fallen over if you didn't help me
And then i probably would have just stayed on the ground for who knows how long
Which might have been more embarrassing

Point being that i DEFINITELY owe you one

[bubblegumheart]

See. This is why I had to help.

And that's just silly. You don't owe me anything, Robin.

[howandwhen]

You saved me from theoretically burning pants, of course I owe you.

[bubblegumheart]

Okay, I can't really argue when you put it that way.