tfln

[howandwhen]

01. is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?

02. I told a kid that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

03. I can't tell if you're asking me for permission or for my blessing.

04. Just because I trust you with my life doesn't mean I trust you around either explosives or sharp tools

05. are you the reason I woke up without pants?

06. [Text her.]

Comments

@bubblegumheart

[howandwhen]

um
maybe, to myself, if it was an embarrasing type of adorable
what did I do?

[bubblegumheart]

Oh, you had a bit to drink and then insisted that your pants were on fire and they had to come off. And then you looked like you were going to fall over at any moment so I offered to help.

[howandwhen]

...

They weren't actually on fire?

[bubblegumheart]

They absolutely were not on fire, but you wouldn't be convinced.

[howandwhen]

yeah, that tracks
thank you for humoring me
and somehow thinking that was adorable instead of just bizarre and ridiculous
and embarrassing

[bubblegumheart]

It wasn't any trouble! I didn't want you to fall over. And you looked really excited about it so I didn't mind helping.

[howandwhen]

i absolutely would've fallen over if you didn't help me
And then i probably would have just stayed on the ground for who knows how long
Which might have been more embarrassing

Point being that i DEFINITELY owe you one

[bubblegumheart]

See. This is why I had to help.

And that's just silly. You don't owe me anything, Robin.

[howandwhen]

You saved me from theoretically burning pants, of course I owe you.

[bubblegumheart]

Okay, I can't really argue when you put it that way.