tfln

[howandwhen]

01. New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

02. If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

03. Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

04. You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double-fisting burritos from Taco Bell.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

[bestfeature]

Yeah I don't really know about that, I just know brains are filthy traitors sometimes

[howandwhen]

hmm, that seems like a sentence with something behind it
has your brain been a filthy traitor to you lately, Stevie?

[bestfeature]

What? No.

[howandwhen]

Hmm. I can't tell if you're believable or not right now.

[bestfeature]

This isn't about me, this is about your stupid traitor brain